An open letter to the various people who stalk me through this blog

Dear stalkers,
Hi, how's it going? I'm doing good. Sorry I haven't been able to post all that frequently lately. I have been very busy. I've decided to become a gentleman farmer. I'm going to go look into that now.

\m/Hail Satan\m/

Is it 6/6/06 already. Being an atheist, I don't really give a crap about this sort of thing. Seeing as how I don't believe that the Jungian archetype called Satan is an actual... thing? person? being whatever. But I do love a good numerically significant day, Like January 2nd at 3:04 that sort of thing. I also celebrate Pi Day by eating pie and watching the movie Pi. The only thing I'm worried about apocalypse-wise is some fundamentalist psycho going of their meds today and deciding to get Jesus here quicker by blowing shit up.

Now go listen to some Slayer, it's their day.

Everyone I went high schoool with is either fat or gay now

No, thank you myspace.

Sup

Just going to post some random crap, actual content tommorrow maybe.

Turns out I have a myspace page, so I invited all the people who wanted invited.

Corndogs are delicious and filling.

Spanish language tv has some of the most god awfully bad plastic surgery recipients on it. If you've seen Nip/Tuck your qualified to be a surgeon in Mexico

Mailing in my old print cartridge to get recycled makes me feel good inside.